d-e-q

i've been informed that the latin still works in reverse.

Sep 20

youth report: a roving group of teenage girls called my husband “good sir” while asking for a cigarette. that group AND second group of teenage girls said my ass looked good (unprompted!!) which i am assuming against all reason is not a put-down. 


I know you’re gonna think I’m lying, but I’m not lying, third eye blind just covered ginuwine


tearing up because we’re texting with my 11-year-old brother-in-law about football and he said “boss” and we texted the shirt-and-tie emoticon AND dress emoticon and he said “megaboss (four sunglass smileys)”


there’s a music festival in my backyard this weekend and i figured that if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em, and i bought tickets, so that’s how i ended up scheduling myself for a third eye blind and lana del ray show today


Sep 19

Today I learned that the 47th floor kitchen has a coke freestyle machine (all we have on my floor is powerade?!) so I’m putting in for a transfer.


Sep 15

kawaiikhaleesii:

d-e-q:

miss kentucky just sang a song about jesus’ death on the cross, yes i am watching miss america, chris harrison is hosting and shawn johnson is a judge, ok 

Miss Arkansas was the one who sang Via Dolorosa. Sadly miss Kentucky (Ramsey) didn’t make it to the talent portion and show America her wonderful fiddling skills 💖✨

Duly noted!!!!!!


Sep 14

now, ventriloquism! still a thing!


miss kentucky just sang a song about jesus’ death on the cross, yes i am watching miss america, chris harrison is hosting and shawn johnson is a judge, ok 


Sep 13

compliments-people said: You're awesome and an amazing person!

ok thank you


Sep 12

Turns out the thermostat for half of the floor is in my office? No one first-year associate should have all that power.


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