i've been informed that the latin still works in reverse.
Went to one in Raleigh on Halloween. I dressed as a guy in his mid-20s at a college friend’s wedding.
it’s in raleigh in august so think carefully
i mean do y’all want to come to my wedding or what there is a lot of room?
help my giant dog has recently decided that she will only eat the dog food from trader joe’s that comes in a tiny package!!
omg that new show on abc about dead people, will the commercials ever stop?!! every time red forman is like, “but my son died 31 years ago” i am like ERIC?!?!
i did my taxes and this will probably be the only year in my life where i a) made enough to get a v. substantial refund but also b) made not enough to not a get refund and that is weird and exhilarating and depressing to think about, cool! taxes! ugh!
I just passed a professor in the hallway with whom I have not taken a class since my first year here, but he always looks so sad, and I wonder if some of his sadness still stems from the time he asked our class of ~80 students if they had ever “heard of Lana Del Rey,” about a week or so after her infamous SNL performance, and nobody raised their hand, and he got flustered because he had to come up with a new joke.
i mean i want to just post sad silver jews lyrics all night with typos progressing as i get drunker and sadder but i’m not, you’re welcome
i’m not a machine