d-e-q

i've been informed that the latin still works in reverse.

Sep 29

Sometimes when I’m filling out online forms with drop-down menus I accidentally list my country as Georgia, instead of my state, which I guess is reflective of something something but is also a little pat don’t you think.


d-e-q:

Today I learned that the 47th floor kitchen has a coke freestyle machine (all we have on my floor is powerade?!) so I’m putting in for a transfer.

I’ve become addicted to diet raspberry ginger ale which correlates to a very tenuous possibility of fulfillment in the real world


Sep 26
matt-t:

Georgia remains the realest state

matt-t:

Georgia remains the realest state


My office has its own dining room where they will just automatically deduct your bill from your paycheck which I find insidious but they were serving carrot cake today so what are you gonna do?


Sep 24
I am fucking indignant, buddy.

I am fucking indignant, buddy.


Sep 22

I made it to 10:08 am before stress-eating a burrito; not even a breakfast burrito.


Sep 20

youth report: a roving group of teenage girls called my husband “good sir” while asking for a cigarette. that group AND second group of teenage girls said my ass looked good (unprompted!!) which i am assuming against all reason is not a put-down. 


there’s a music festival in my backyard this weekend and i figured that if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em, and i bought tickets, so that’s how i ended up scheduling myself for a third eye blind and lana del ray show today


Sep 19

Today I learned that the 47th floor kitchen has a coke freestyle machine (all we have on my floor is powerade?!) so I’m putting in for a transfer.


Sep 15

kawaiikhaleesii:

d-e-q:

miss kentucky just sang a song about jesus’ death on the cross, yes i am watching miss america, chris harrison is hosting and shawn johnson is a judge, ok 

Miss Arkansas was the one who sang Via Dolorosa. Sadly miss Kentucky (Ramsey) didn’t make it to the talent portion and show America her wonderful fiddling skills 💖✨

Duly noted!!!!!!


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