i've been informed that the latin still works in reverse.
I didn’t know what to do today so I got my hair cut short. The stylist spoke minimal English and seemed perplexed that I was coming to him for a cut instead of waiting until I get home. We communicated through chopping pantomimes near my shoulders. He asked where in the US I was from. In Thailand I said Atlanta, which was met with a sigh and “I cannot say anything nice” from a Frenchman. So this time I said Philadelphia, and the stylist looked confused, and I said, by New York. “Oh! Queens!” he said, and that’s fine, and I’ve been married/been away for three weeks now and I mostly miss my dogs.
Also we found the Park Hyatt from that movie and I was like finally I can sit down and have a drink for a sec but one of their bars was closed and the other was only serving tea?!? I had lipstick on and everything.