I finally got around to registering for our Catholic marriage preparation class (I will need a lot of preparation, not being Catholic) and the registration website they used invited me to “Tell my coworkers about this registration on LinkedIn.”
i've been informed that the latin still works in reverse.
this is most definitely “too much information” but i just found out that i had my underwear on SIDEWAYS all day. this doesn’t explain anything it’s just a symptom.
As you enjoy the company of your family over the upcoming holidays, we hope you have a warm and wonderful break from your studies. When you are asked, “What do you want for a “Christmas or Holiday Gift,” you might consider asking for a gift certificate to help you pay for your bar review course.
why do i still even have an email account
Never felt shame about walking around in public with wet hair, sweatpants, etc., but dying inside this morning when I realized I’m wearing a non-matching black suit
I did a lot of things this weekend, like eat grits and attend a bridal shower in a country club for someone with two first names, and I didn’t die, but I can’t say the same for emerging from this weekend
I literally guffawed on a conference call today and I think mute was on but how do we really know anything anyway?
i bought a thing to improve my posture because i saw such a thing on an episode of shark tank and i have bad posture and it was five dollars. i just put it on and i don’t feel a difference in my back but my chest definitely looks much huger, yep. i guess the lesson is that if you have a large chest nobody cares about your bad posture and also i have dreams about killing mark cuban.